February 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(818): Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It’s magical.
January 2010
“Dwight is special. But, I don’t believe his talents are being used in this...”
– Jim Halpert (via tunaeverynight) (via insidebarbarashead) (via suesylvester-) (via fuckyeahjimandpam)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(203): is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
before i die,
beforeyoudie:
i want to tell you how much i loved you and cared about you - and how i still do. i want to tell you how much you really hurt me when you left, but i want to let you know that i forgive you for everything you’ve done. i don’t want to hurt you, i just want you to listen. i want you to know that i’ll always love you; always.
14538.) I want new friends. And I know that sounds...
(via blogsecret)
“Tried to turn on my tv to get you out of my head. Feeling something deep inside...”
–
- Joe Jonas (“Tell Me Why”)
“I shunned all of my insecurities. They never meant much to me and who would have...”
– Paper Plane Pilot - “Leave It To Me”
why music sucks
chapter13:
longlivethequeen:1991:monstertruckrally:
everyone has been wondering, so i’m going to tell you guys why the music scene is such a shithole right now.
bands are ugly if bands were more attractive, more people would like their music. not all bands are ugly though. i mean all of cash cash is hot and all of the maine are hot except that fugly ginger thing. i don’t even know what he...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(904): i’m transferring to degrassi. i don’t care that it’s severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there’s no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
“14430.) The fact that you live a couple thousand miles away makes me wish more...”
– Blogsecret (Somehow whenever I try to reblog something, it doesn’t work.)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(858): I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
txtsfrmlstnght:
(218): i just realized that fran drescher is the 90’s version of a guidette.
convo.
kandicecarter:
I had the best conversation with my mom today. I cant talk to anyone cause they dont really know what im going through; but she does. and it felt so good to just; vent about how im feeling; on a serious note. goshh<3.
i cant wait to see whatthe future holds; im holdin on:) <3.
If you ever need anything, I’m here for you, girl. [:
“Beach kids always feel no pain, and when they do, a case of corona can always...”
– Asbury Park Press
txtsfrmlstnght:
(614): Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and…. (614): We’ve got ourselves a situation
“Laughing at the bands we hate, all the spots we used to skate. They’re...”
– Blink 182 - “Lemmings”
txtsfrmlstnght:
(716): fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
This is what I have done with my life.
bold what applies:
i avoid some people on purpose. ive cheated. ive thought about cheating. i hate the way i look most of the time. i actually like the way i look most of the time. i have siblings. i have pets. ive been on vacation recently. i love meeting new people. i am insanely shy. I’m on a sports team. i play music. [Does writing music count?] my best friend is a boy. i dont remember the...
Matt: i just finished off the last third of my bottle of jager
Matt: lets get down to buisness, right now.
Nicole: oh that's what's up!
Nicole: ;]
Matt: you get over here, and rip my goddamned clothes off.
Matt: and i will take you to another galaxy of pleasure.
Matt: I got what you need
Matt: I got like seven inches of matt kaminski for you come et it
Matt: well, like four and a half but after the right attention about 7.
1 tag
To Cate,
That post did not qualify for ALL of those bands. Just the majority. C’mon, I’m not THAT gay. And I wish that I could find a way to comment on these posts.
Yeah, I'm from Jersey.
I’m gonna give you everything about Jersey, the good, the bad, and the ugly. First… New Jersey people are conceited. It’s true. We hate everyone else. And we think we are better than everyone else. And we never stop talking about how great jersey is. Then we tell people to “shut the fuck up” when they tell us all we talk about is jersey… Why are New Jersey...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(201): just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Clever.
(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)²
Ask me anything, anything at all. →
The thought of you moving on; moving on somewhere new, just breaks my heart.
Sometimes I feel like I'm never going to fall in...
I hope that’s not true. I miss what it’s like to have someone so much that it depresses me. I don’t want to feel like this anymore. It’s been far too long, almost 2 years since I’ve had a relationship. I think I’m a smart girl, think I have a good mind. It’s like no one wants to get inside my mind, they just proceed to judge. I know I’m not the most...
txtsfrmlstnght:
(574): my professor just said “the power of the situation” (216): drink
14312.) You are far far far away.
blogsecret:
I’m lonely. We’re not dating, and I don’t even know if we’re “talking”. But I know that I’m in love with you. And I think you feel something for me. I hate you for now being upfront about it, and I hate you for stringing me along. But I can’t let go. And I’m starting to want more than you can give me over the phone.
This couldn’t be anymore perfect than it already is.
““I hope you’re not at all confused with my bad news still haunting...”
– Love, She Wrote - “I Miss You”
14294.) I just woke up from a dream with you in...
(via blogsecret)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(212): You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
One of the most hilarious interviews I have read. →
13567.) You drown me in the darkest self hate...
(via blogsecret)
Product Recall
Jim Halpert: Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute: That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert: False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute: That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert: Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute: Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
“I remember what you wore on the first day. You came into my life and I thought,...”
– Boys Like Girls ft. Taylor Swift - “Two Is Better Than One”
